Him: Honey, I want you to marry me, here's a ring... it was my mom.
Her: Yes, yes! And your mother's ring! It's beautiful!
Him: Her ring? No, no... the ring was my mom. She's the diamond, just look how she sparkles!
Her: Ewwwww! (Runs away.)
Now that's funny. Best comment ever about the whole cremains/diamond thing.
I have found it helpful to do the stretching exercises my physical therapist recommends. Do some core strengthening exercises, such as the ones highlighted at The Mayo Clinic. By keeping your core strong, your back won't put itself in a position to cause that sciatica pain you are having.
"To say my country, right or wrong, is something no patriot would say except in dire emergency; it is like saying, 'my mother, drunk or sober.'" - G.K. Chesterton
You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.
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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."