Sybian markets the ultimate sex toy, "Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure."
Here is a picture of what you get for $1300:
It works thusly:
Whenever you want pleasure and for as long as you desire, Sybian is there.
I am familiar with this device from watching one of their, uh, promotional films.
You will imagine my surprise when I watch flipping channels on the tv and saw the OxyPro on HSN:
It looks like a new and improved Sybian. Four attachments, full oscillation. Yeah, it is marketed as an ankle massager. How many women do you think use the Hitachi "Magic Wand" to relieve shoulder pain?
The variable speed option allows you to increase or decrease the speed of the ankle rests with the wired hand-controller. You can choose to have a slower, more relaxing experience or a faster, more energizing experience.
All for only $74.00!
And it has a 275 pound weight limit. Using the recommended position, lying down with your ankles in the device, there is no way you are going to put more than 50 pounds of pressure on this.
I have found it helpful to do the stretching exercises my physical therapist recommends. Do some core strengthening exercises, such as the ones highlighted at The Mayo Clinic. By keeping your core strong, your back won't put itself in a position to cause that sciatica pain you are having.
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