The Sucks

One problem with both SNL and MAD TV is the bands they pick. The Strokes were on tonight on MAD TV. I think they should be called The Sucks. I am only saying this because they suck.

Seriously. MAD TV even knows they suck. They cut off their first "song" for a commercial and their second "song" for credits. The quotes around the word song also indicate how much I believe they suck.

And don't get me started on the White Stripes, the Hives and the Vines.

Switching to SNL won't help. Over there you have Nelly, who I will call Suckky. (Email me if you get that one).

I am going to have to go listen to a Knack record to get that crap out of my head. I suggest you do the same.

Just in case you can't locate your 45 of Good Girls Don't, here are the lyrics:

Good Girls Don't - The Knack

She's your adolescent dream
School boy stuff
A sticky sweet romance
And she makes you want to scream
Wishing you could get inside her pants
So you fantasize away
While you're squeezing her
You thought you heard her say

(Chorus)
Good girls don't, I should be telling you
Good girls don't, I should be telling you
Good girls don't, but I do

So you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate
And she say's she's all alone
And her parents' won't be coming home 'til late
There's a ringing in your brain
'Cuz you coulda swore
You thought you heard her saying

(Chorus)

And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
'Til she's sitting on your face (3rd verse)

You're alone with her at last
And you're waitin' 'til you think the time is right
'Cuz you heard she's pretty fast
And you're hopin' that she'll give you some tonight
So you start to make your play
'Cuz you coulda swore you thought you heard her saying

(Chorus)

*repeat 3rd verse

(Chorus)

(lyrics lifted from lyricsxp.com)

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