I use the tagline, "I am all hopped up on goofballs." You can see it on the bottom of this page. I took it from an old Dragnet episode. The Simpsons later used it as well. I like it. It's funny. And for the better part of a year, I was on heavy painkillers, so I can relate.
According to the Office of National Drug Control Policy, a "Golf ball" is Crack Cocaine. "Golf balls" are Depressants and Goofballs are "Cocaine mixed with heroin; depressants."
I am by no means an expert at all of this, but I don't see how cocaine can be classified as a depressant. It is like they got lazy. Let's just make Goofballs/Golfballs the depressants and call the other thing a speedball.
But they can't even agree on what a freakin' speedball is for heaven's sake.
Speedball - Cocaine mixed with heroin; crack and heroin smoked together; methylphenidate (ritalin) mixed with heroin; amphetamine
Speedballing - To shoot up or smoke a mixture of cocaine and heroin; ecstasy mixed with ketamine; the simultaneous use of a stimulant with a depressant
Speedballs-nose-style - The practice of snorting cocaine
The correct definition is the middle one. The first one seems to indicate that a speedball can consist solely of amphetamine. That is just crazy.
And "Nose-style"???? Someone is definately messing with the White House on this one.
Actually most of them sound like the paranoid fantasies of some 60 year old ex-marine who is convinced that those damn kids are out doing the "wikki wikki with the hoopdy"
And you guys missed a few, such as my old favorite, "Getting Polio". That one was used with the "Skull Crusher" weed.
I have found it helpful to do the stretching exercises my physical therapist recommends. Do some core strengthening exercises, such as the ones highlighted at The Mayo Clinic. By keeping your core strong, your back won't put itself in a position to cause that sciatica pain you are having.
"To say my country, right or wrong, is something no patriot would say except in dire emergency; it is like saying, 'my mother, drunk or sober.'" - G.K. Chesterton
You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.
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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
