I have seen those sites where they highlight weird auctions and thought, "hey I can do that!" Then I thought, "no, that would take too much time". Then I said, "I have a couple of minutes, I can find some funny auctions and make one post about it." I agreed with that, so here it is.
TAKE A FART BAG SHAKE IT, SQUEEZE IT AND IT WILL START TO INFLATE THROW IT RIGHT AWAY AND IN 5 TO 7 SECONDS LATER, POP, PHEW! STINKS! WHO WAS THAT! PHEW!
Where to begin -- This is listed under "Wedding Supplies." They are being marketed as Steroids! But the clincher for me was this:
You will be visibly more arousing. The fact is many women find larger penises more visually simulating. They love to look at them. They love to touch them. They love to kiss them and wrap their mouths around them.
I have found it helpful to do the stretching exercises my physical therapist recommends. Do some core strengthening exercises, such as the ones highlighted at The Mayo Clinic. By keeping your core strong, your back won't put itself in a position to cause that sciatica pain you are having.
"To say my country, right or wrong, is something no patriot would say except in dire emergency; it is like saying, 'my mother, drunk or sober.'" - G.K. Chesterton
You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.
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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
