The Gematriculatoris a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.
Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.
Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
I was shocked to find that the recent State of the Union address was only 30% evil and not shocked to see that the March 19, 2003 "We have begun the invasion" speech is 65% evil.
Jabberwocky - 35% evil
THE BOOK OF Genesis CHAPTERS 1 AND 2 - 41% evil
US Constitution - 44% evil
US Declaration of Independence - 66% evil
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