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I agree whole heartedly
No, the source of my discomfort, the demons of my daytime hours, are babies and small children.
Not all of them, of course. Just those shouting, vomiting, urinating, defecating little monsters under the age of six, who, whenever I travel by plane, always sit next to me. Not a few rows away, but within dribbling distance.
Over many years, I have observed a strong inverse correlation between their standards of civility and proximity to my seat. I never draw the quiet, well mannered kids with colouring books and teddies. No sir, they are located right at the other end of the cabin.
I attract the hyperactive nutters, the very worst examples of Attention Deficit Syndrome, the kind of children who are responsible for the exodus of stressed-out teachers from our infant school system.
Read more of How I yearn for an adults-only airline
(Found at digg - offbeat news.)
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